Dingo40 said:
Very droll, Stephen!
Stephen,
At Edinburgh bus station I was about to leave for the 3 hours and 40 minute trek to Carlisle, when two Irish ladies sprinted towards the bus.
When I opened the door the ladies asked me if I accepted Irish banknotes. They both had Ulster type accents so I replied in the affirmative. First lady paid her fare with a Danske Bank £10 note, no problem. However, the second lady handed me a €10 Euro note, and when I advised her I couldn't accept Euros she explained she was from County Donegal, and all the shops "ower the watter" in Northern Ireland just accepted them and gave the change in GB pounds.
I told her it was her lucky day, accepted the note, and using a rough calculation of one Euro to be worth 90 pence, gave her change in GB coins. I went into a Polish delicatessen shop in Carlisle, bought some Polish sausage, and they were happy to take the 10 Euro note from me. I actually made about three pence on the deal.
If you look at the Bank of England website they explain how the currency system works, and in one sentence they advise you that if your UK corner shop only trades in Pokemon cards, then that's what you must use, as they are entitled to insist on payment by that means. Problem is all my Pokemon cards were issued in the Isle of Man, and nobody on the mainland UK will accept them!
All the hassles involving banknotes on our cross border bus services from Scotland to England meant that it was necessary for us to become familiar with all the different types, and rules concerning them. It was all pretty boring, but very necessary. One night a drunk guy in Carlisle asked me how far he could get for a can of beer for a local journey within the city. I asked him to go and try and buy cigarettes in a shop with his can of beer and see how he got on. He walked away muttering, which was fortunate, as I had no sweets left in my change machine! The two stop journey to Stanwix wouldn't have cost the price of a can of beer.
For the last 12 weeks or so my wallet has been empty of all cash, although I carry a £1 coin for the shopping trolley, even although it says "Bailiwick of Jersey" on it.
They say that money can bring happiness, but maybe not if you live in the UK. You can be a millionaire in Glasgow, and down and out in London, depending on what notes you have.