Let's write a song!

[Tom]

Okay, ever feel like all your songs are old, tired, worn out, maybe stuck in the 50s?

Well, we're in luck because now we have.....ta da!!!....the internet!!!....with a handy, quite fine song generator!!!

Ok, first we need a song name.



Ok, got some words. Now let's generate!!!!

Ok, here's some suggestions:

Can't Get No) Melodic Straps (And Other Song Name Suggestions)

By Cor Deen And The Forums:


(I Can't Get No) Melodic Straps
Myron's Waiting
Another Accordion in the Wall
My Accordion Sounds Better With You
Have You Met Myron?
Myron Broke My Heart At Scotland
Total Eclipse of the Accordion
Myron Eat My Melodic Straps in Scotland
One Angry Accordion And 200 Melodic Straps
It Hurts To Shoot Straps From Your Accordion, But It's Necessary
Accordion Boogie
Mad to Play
Amazing Myron
Gonna Make You Play
Straps in My Accordion
Straps Sound Better With You
Melodic Straps Forever
Scotland is Your Land
Can't Take My Straps Off You
Independent Accordion
Stand By Myron
Rhythm of the Accordion
Melodic Accordion O' Mine
Whole Lotta Melodic Straps
They Are Night Straps! They Have Come Back From Scotland!! Ahhhh!
I Play in Your Arms
Accordion Autopsy
Your Cheatin' Accordion
We Shall Play
Like a Melodic Accordion
Takin' the Accordion Train
Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Straps
My Name is Myron
Don't Eat Straps Off The Sidewalk
Smells Like a Melodic Accordion
Truly Madly Melodic

Well, there you have it. New song by Cor Deen and the Forums. Which title should we pick? I kind of like "They Are Night Straps! They Have Come Back From Scotland!! Ahhhh!" Or "Your Cheatin' Accordion." Or go over to

Song Lyrics Generator

Automatically generate lyrics using keywords of your choice. Select from a variety of styles and give us some ideas to work with or choose at random.

www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk

and suggest us a new title. Then we'll get some lyrics and a melody....polka? rap? metal? emo? style of Justin Bieber?

 

[Tom]

Looks like we can get our melody here:

Random Music Generators

random-music-generators.herokuapp.com

 

[Tom]

Kind of leaning towards "Your Cheatin' Cor Deen"

You say your reeds are bluestar,
You're tuned at 442,
But you ain't got no cassotto,
And you ain't from Castelfidu.

Your musette sets my teeth on fire,
Your octaves ain't so true,
The lonesome sounds of your cheatin' heart
Are turning my celluloid blue.

So keep on squeezing them Bellows,
Even play a tarantellu,
But I'm taking you down to Liberty,
And buying a Roland or two...

 

[jozz]

They get on with life as a pinguin caretaker,
They're a lovely kinda type.
They like watching time go by and staring.
They like to contemplate girls butts.
But when they start to daydream,
Their mind turns straight to purple.

Five six seven eight...

Do they love purple more than girls butts?
Do they love purple more than girls butts?

They like to use words like 'pancake' and 'firefly.'
They like to use words about girls butts.
But when they stop their talking,
Their mind turns straight to purple.

Five six seven eight...

Do they love purple more than girls butts?
Do they love purple more than girls butts?

They like to hang out with Freddy and Butch.
But when left alone,
Their mind turns straight to purple.

Five six seven eight...

Do they love purple more than girls butts?
Do they love purple more than girls butts?

They hate destruction and mimes.
But they just think back to purple,
And they're happy once again.

 

[Tom]

They get on with life as a pinguin caretaker,
They're a lovely kinda type.
They like watching time go by and staring.
They like to contemplate girls butts.
But when they start to daydream,
Their mind turns straight to purple.

Five six seven eight...

Do they love purple more than girls butts?
Do they love purple more than girls butts?

They like to use words like 'pancake' and 'firefly.'
They like to use words about girls butts.
But when they stop their talking,
Their mind turns straight to purple.

Five six seven eight...

Do they love purple more than girls butts?
Do they love purple more than girls butts?

They like to hang out with Freddy and Butch.
But when left alone,
Their mind turns straight to purple.

Five six seven eight...

Do they love purple more than girls butts?
Do they love purple more than girls butts?

They hate destruction and mimes.
But they just think back to purple,
And they're happy once again.

Omg!!!! Is that generated lyrics, seeded with purple, etc.? I haven't tried the lyrics generator yet, mine came straight from my head.

 

[Tom]

So, now we need some melody, chords and rhythm. Could either use a random melody generator, or conversely, just start singing the lyrics and find the song structure.....

 

[yaroslav9728]

Is it like polka?

 

[yaroslav9728]

Last Christmas, I gave you my DVD
But the very next day, you blogged about it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.K. Rowling

I'm dreaming of a fragile Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the families glisten and siblings listen
To hear Father Christmas chuckle in the snow

You were funny
You were beautiful
Monarch of Japan
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the siblings they were singing
You asked me to snooze
And then we did kiss

But then last Christmas, I gave you my DVD
And the very next day, you blogged about it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.K. Rowling instead

You're bitter
You're slimy
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some cake
And me and J.K. Rowling will kiss

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about shiny necklaces
I just want J.K. Rowling for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is J.K. Rowling

Oh, J.K. Rowling yeah, oh J.K. Rowling yeah
J.K. Rowling the soldier is a tasty, optimistic soul
J.K. Rowling the soldier is a fairy tale they say

J.K. Rowling baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
J.K. Rowling baby, won't you kiss with me tonight?

So here it is, fragile Christmas
Everybody's here to snooze
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a fragile Christmastime
Simply having a fragile Christmastime

 

[Tom]

Last Christmas, I gave you my DVD
But the very next day, you blogged about it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.K. Rowling

I'm dreaming of a fragile Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the families glisten and siblings listen
To hear Father Christmas chuckle in the snow

You were funny
You were beautiful
Monarch of Japan
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the siblings they were singing
You asked me to snooze
And then we did kiss

But then last Christmas, I gave you my DVD
And the very next day, you blogged about it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.K. Rowling instead

You're bitter
You're slimy
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some cake
And me and J.K. Rowling will kiss

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about shiny necklaces
I just want J.K. Rowling for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is J.K. Rowling

Oh, J.K. Rowling yeah, oh J.K. Rowling yeah
J.K. Rowling the soldier is a tasty, optimistic soul
J.K. Rowling the soldier is a fairy tale they say

J.K. Rowling baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
J.K. Rowling baby, won't you kiss with me tonight?

So here it is, fragile Christmas
Everybody's here to snooze
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a fragile Christmastime
Simply having a fragile Christmastime

Definetly looks like a generator!